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Stayed in the very nice Days Hotel in Castlebar last night and decided to take the little missus to Westport for the weekend that's in it. Which got me thinking of:

The Top Ten Things I Do When Staying In A Hotel Room:

1. Look in all the drawers.
2. Warn my wife that she oughtn’t lift anything in the minibar because we might get charged if it’s one of those modern networked ones.
3. Get annoyed that the telly is on with “Welcome, Mister Foley” when I arrive because I never know how to turn it off.
4. Check the channels for porn but never watch it for fear of a “Ray Foley Looks At Porn” scnadal.
5. Regardless of how long I’m staying, I try to use as little shampoo or shower gel as possible from the little bottles.
6. Take what’s left of the little bottles home and never use them.
7. Miss breakfast because I slept in and forgot to order room service.
8. Never unpack, just leave the bag on top of that flat wooden yoke with the metal strips on it.
9. Wake up in the middle of the night because the air conditioning is too hot and I don’t know how to correct it.
10. Get a pint of water with ice at the hotel bar before going to bed.

Ray

6 Comments:

  1. Fergal said...
    i think you do the same as every man when we check into any hotel. I am so pissed off when there isn't even a porn option, i wouldn't be too worried about any scandal. I've even rang reception to complain that my "pay-movie" wasn't working properly!!!!
    Ciaran said...
    How about doing what Bill Bailey does and check out the tea and coffee making facilities.
    Beego said...
    Coming out of the bathroom wearing the shower cap, with a big stupid "how funny am I" look on your face...
    MikeFlah said...
    For me, I check the tea. For porn, I wouldn't care. I don't really like porn, but if I heard Ray Foley wasn't into it, i'd be a little surprised... That's IF now...
    lisamcguinness said...
    @Ciaran tea/coffee making facilities story and the trouser press! The Corby 3400 is my favourite with it mahogany finish! ;)
    JaY said...
    Yea u cant beat the Corby ... it also comes in black Lisa

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